Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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