it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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