He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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