love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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