Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
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Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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