Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Iām pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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