I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Define "chronic" masturbator.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
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I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
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We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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