What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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