champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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