you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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