You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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