My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
my shit smells like andre
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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