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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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