Porn is love you can see.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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