she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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