I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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