Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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