We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
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I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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