His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
my poor anus
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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