So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
It's never too late to be topless.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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