Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
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she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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