I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
