Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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