It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
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I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
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When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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