Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize