Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
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You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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