you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
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theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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