Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
im about as happy as oj after his trial
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
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Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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