We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
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