i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
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You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
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You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
you made out with another girl for some wings
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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