I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
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writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
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I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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