Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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