She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
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Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
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I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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