Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
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Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize