i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
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She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
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Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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