you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I have tasted many bathrooms
He did a backflip because drugs
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