Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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