why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
