I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
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I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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