I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I just cut my nipple shaving
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
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If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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