Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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