$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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