i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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