I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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