dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
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We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
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Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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