we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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