why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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