You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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