You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
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Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
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Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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