your thong is hanging out like whoa
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
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Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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