I'm jealous of your bromance
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
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Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
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this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I have tasted many bathrooms
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