I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
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Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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