Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
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You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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