Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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