Pappa wants mamma naked
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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