first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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