I think scott just propositioned me for sex
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
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Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
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Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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