She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
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I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
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So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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