I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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